breaking up

'i'm sorry. i just don't think it's gonna work out between us.'

"i don't understand. i thought we agreed that the anthropic act of mutual observation meant our love was eternally validated?"

'well, ya. but it turns out we're both standing still and the space between us is increasing faster than the speed of light so i won't be able to see you anymore.'

"so we're doomed to a future of ignorant loneliness?"

'yes, but we won't know it when it happens. so you'll feel better then.'

"well... i guess that's not so bad."