Friday, May 23, 2008
Friday, May 09, 2008
both have glasses
you ever get punched in the face?
yep. twice. the first time i totally deserved it.
yeah i deserved it too.
you get punched?
like almost every time i go out drinkin.
yeah.
yep. twice. the first time i totally deserved it.
yeah i deserved it too.
you get punched?
like almost every time i go out drinkin.
yeah.
lift
you know, you read about these blogs (some of you read the actual blogs) by people like doctors, or concerned citizen experts, or journalists or whatever and they are so dedicated to the problems of the day.
i'm not like those people.
today i watched a series of bill o'reilly diatribes, and then i watched "outfoxed" and then i watched jon stewart and i can't tell any difference between any of them. i hear tell there is a difference. i see the various tribes. i have the markings that let me pass among several of them. but i don't believe in any of them. i don't believe anyone is different.
but that's probably not true.
anyway, the point is, i'll tell you what i've learned this year and maybe it amounts to something useful. or more likely, it simply carries on the routine of all us self-important noones who need to acclamate themselves by showing off their discoveries.
as if all things weren't available always for anyone to discover.
that's not totally true.
i am disappointed because this year i tried to read "Everything and More" and i couldn't. there was a big to-do about DFW hanging himself. there were these groups of people who tried to orchestrate commitments to reading "infinite jest". suckers. it must hurt them to fail at that. almost everyone did. i spent a month reading it and never made it. that was ten years ago or more.
i'm not like those people.
today i watched a series of bill o'reilly diatribes, and then i watched "outfoxed" and then i watched jon stewart and i can't tell any difference between any of them. i hear tell there is a difference. i see the various tribes. i have the markings that let me pass among several of them. but i don't believe in any of them. i don't believe anyone is different.
but that's probably not true.
anyway, the point is, i'll tell you what i've learned this year and maybe it amounts to something useful. or more likely, it simply carries on the routine of all us self-important noones who need to acclamate themselves by showing off their discoveries.
as if all things weren't available always for anyone to discover.
that's not totally true.
i am disappointed because this year i tried to read "Everything and More" and i couldn't. there was a big to-do about DFW hanging himself. there were these groups of people who tried to orchestrate commitments to reading "infinite jest". suckers. it must hurt them to fail at that. almost everyone did. i spent a month reading it and never made it. that was ten years ago or more.
Friday, May 02, 2008
garbage heap
=yikes. all this revelation. so much white space.
i'm waiting for itunes to load. i hope this mise en scene, veritas, right here right now impresses you... anyway, i am only covering for lack of substance.
=obviously.
the truth is, i'm impressed with myself because i've become a good ironer. i can make shirts and pants with creases. that to me is as good a disguise as Dillinger's soap pistol, or Buddy Holly's glasses.
=yeah. anyway, i've picked black francis, svn fingers as the thing to listen to. i think you'd like it. it's sticky as a night-after counter. but big like an affair.
just bear with me. people don't trust rumpled things.
=ok, but eventually you'll hate shaving.
that's your thing. 'get angry then kill your equipment'. you're a voyeur.
=that's hilarious.
i'm waiting for itunes to load. i hope this mise en scene, veritas, right here right now impresses you... anyway, i am only covering for lack of substance.
=obviously.
the truth is, i'm impressed with myself because i've become a good ironer. i can make shirts and pants with creases. that to me is as good a disguise as Dillinger's soap pistol, or Buddy Holly's glasses.
=yeah. anyway, i've picked black francis, svn fingers as the thing to listen to. i think you'd like it. it's sticky as a night-after counter. but big like an affair.
just bear with me. people don't trust rumpled things.
=ok, but eventually you'll hate shaving.
that's your thing. 'get angry then kill your equipment'. you're a voyeur.
=that's hilarious.
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