titus andronicus

- i think i'm having a breakdown.

i thought you were getting laid?

- fuck no.

what about Candy? she was doing roll-ups for you.

- oh sure, she raped me while i was wasted.

meh. one day you'll miss this.

- don't you ever feel like you're running out of time?

look, i know this is all you can think about and you want to talk about it, but chicks don't want to hear this shit. Sure, it's rotten. Don't make a big deal about it.

- asshole.

what are we going to do? we're gonna be late for the funeral.

- just hold on. five minutes, she'll be here.

this is an immature excercise in sensationalism. revenge doesn't exist for people like us.

- i'm waiting. you can leave if you want to.