F

The only thing I’d trade F for is to save a human life.

Ha. Dramatic.

That’s it though.

What about for a Lamborghini Countach?

Don’t be stupid


you wouldn’t want to walk on the moon?

No.

What about for the ability to fly?

No way.

You’re telling me you wouldn’t rade F for personal flying power?

That’s right.

And no moon?

Space sucks.

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Maybe eventually for a billion dollars.

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What are you smelling?

Nothing.

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My Ultimate Mixed CD would have every song ever recorded on it.

That’s impossible. You’d never be able to listen to them all.

You think that there’s more songs than there is a lifetime of listening to music from the minute you’re born to the minute you die? Assuming you live at least to the average age of your gender.

Yep.

Prove it.

Ok, let’s say you have 42048000 minutes in your life. And there’s on average 4 minutes per song. ... Times.... How many songs in the world are there?

Let’s just say 10512000 songs.

Fine. So that’s 420048000 minutes... wait a minute!