that world beyond droll

...i'll go if you pay for my ticket.

how about you buy your ticket and if you decide you like it there, i'll reimburse you twice over.

so obviously you know it'll suck. in which case, i really fail to see why i would go.

well, look at it like it's a gamble. you like to gamble?

sure. but not on bad bets. although, what's to stop me from just saying i like it there, even if i don't?

you're telling me you're of such weak moral character that you'd dissemble for $100? like some swindling mudlark?

fine, big words. does ricky jay know you're stealing his act?

guilty. so what do you say?

let me get this straight: i buy my ticket. i tell you i like the place. you pay me back double. and no polygraph. no wonder reno killed you.

think about it this way: if you get there and it doesn't knock you out of your dirty grey sneakers, then $1000 or 1000 times $1000 won't ever change the fact that ____ ____ _____ because obviously you're ______ ____ ______ __-____ ______ of the morlocks. I'm speaking to you as a friend.

i have no idea what you're talking about.

so you're in?