[no] going mobile

i was thinking, the payphone is like the vinyl of telecommunication.

good one. have you read that DFW article, about the inhumane murdering of lobsters? how the hiss you hear when you drop them in a pot of boiling water isn't just air escaping, it's the lobster's death cry?

no. you really have to be something to worry about lobster screams though.

i guess. why do you think there are so many boxers nicknamed 'sugar'?

maybe it's because it's the 'sweet science'.

yeah, maybe... maybe it's standard appellation for fighters named 'ray'.

maybe. there's no 'sugar bob', or 'sugar carl'?

um, not that i know of anyway. oh wait, there's a sugar shane. he's a contender i think.

huh. so, have you seen your crush lately? you talk to her yet?

no, not yet. i think i should just kidnap her iraqi style.

you're so good sometimes with your language. i have the feeling that it would work for you. the kidnapping thing.

you're a medium. and by that i don't mean average.

you're gifted and by that i don't mean retarded--