i have a ticking sound in my head. it only occurs in my right ear. It could be myoclonus. maybe it's related to how my left sneaker squeaks. no matter how i lace it up, or what socks i wear or how fast i am moving, it squeaks. I tried to return my sneakers as damaged, but when i attempted to demonstrate the squeak in the store, they didn't squeak. Maybe it was the carpeting, but secretly I think the shoes are against me. Also, the sales staff seemed to all have staring problems, so i had to leave without satisfaction. Of course as soon as i stepped outside, squeak, squeak, squeak. I'm warning you shoes: don't cross me.
NB: i'm against current-day bacon packaging technology.
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maybe the right ear squeak is related to the left sneaker. kinda like how left handed people are right brained....just a thought.
opps .. i mean , maybe the right ear tick is related to the left shoe sqeak.
ps. duke's got his fists up!
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