Friday, November 04, 2005

one is the loneliest number

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

get a cat.

Anonymous said...

put the lime in the coconut
and drink it all up

cab said...

hey harry, hope you don't me plundering your lines. it's an honour to have you aboard.

Anonymous said...

Sadly, I don't seem to mind.
Since passing away I've noticed that I'm considered
a great american songwriter.
I used to make jokes with Lennon that this would happen.
He used to just laugh and say that dying didn't seem to matter in his case. people would probably eat his shit then tell the whole family at Thanksgiving.
My biggest hit was 'Without You' but I didn't write it.
It was written by some hack I can't remember the name of now. Probably met him in a bar on Sunset and said "sure just pass it along to my manager".
I put it in the Dracula movie I did with Ringo and it hit like a motherfucker. Thank God 'Coconut' was on the same album. Love that song. Everybody said it would sink but I knew better. I was singin' 'bout cocktalis before that Texan creep Buffet did.
Anyway, Lennon and I are doing just fine , thank you. We've written so many songs together. He's dreading Yoko's trip here because she's 74 now.
Mind controlling bitch!
Love her crazy records, but such a fuckin' elitist cunt.
Glad my boy Newman's doing good. Too many sucky soundtracks but a great guy. And Brian Wilson? Well we used to laugh at him, now I jack-off to God only knows every morning. God bless you Brian, you showed those Mike Loving motherfuckers what a true genius you are . You got the last laugh. Do me a favour-When you go to Loves' funeral-kick some dirt all angrylike and and hum Heroes and Villians.
That's all for now.
God Bless the music loving community.
Bye for now,
Harry.

cab said...

v, you'll have to ask harry.