smitch playing the gut

i wish people was like dogs

what happens to secrets

so, the minion (disturbs the circle)

ogden nash
sennacherib
archimedes death
on the beach

life's buffet

What the fuck is it with you wondering about how much I really know? Fuck you. I know a lot. Anyway, sitting there in the movies watching everyone fall in love so hard with Bill Murray like 10 years later than’s cool, I’m thinking, well, at least I don’t have AIDS. Seriously, what the fuck is with you and your fucked up celebrity crush thing? Anyway, i didn't figure you for someone who listens to gossip.

don't doubt me (hits the pavement hard)

for the last six or seven days i keep thinking, i should cover a pavement song. but you can't. you can't. they're so laid back and perfect. see, i remember buying slanted and enchanted and being blown away. and listening to brave new waves and heaing this (box elder)... holy fuck, stephen malkmus... you don't know that much about pavement, so you can't know that he's like (among) the greatest frontman of all time.... michale stipe was not close. lou reed, yes. iggy. i fucking accept a fundamental base here, you don't have to argue fucking first principles. fuck. anyway, i had no idea he (malkmus) was a guitar player. he's the greatest possible rock singer. how could he do somethign else? but i saw him on that last tour on guitar and he was something else.

[change]

i was dressed for success. but success it never comes.

[change]

you could wait for me or i could wait for you. but in the end, are you really the kind who wants to hang around? cause i'm not.


(*it's really wowie zowie)

too late to (night)

I thought I might do something
but I’m not going to do anything.
'Captain fantastic raised and regimented
hardly a hero', he sings overtop
of the clacking keys I’m depressing.
You can’t ask someone to be
everything all the time.
'Little dirt cowboys', that’s
what the song is called.

interested in this: 05/06

Role playing games.
Violin.
Ricky jay and magic.
Deadwood.
Golf.
Boxing.
Train robbers
con artists
Roy Gardner
John Dillinger
Violence
anxiety
Blogs
judaism.
Denmark.
Coureur des bois
LH Collider
Axis and Allies (Subsequent Versions)
Goldrush, Klondike.
Colonial courting habits
bix
and of course, endings.

bitter fingers

so what, you think you’re just talking to us now?

What?

Yeah, you wouldn’t give us the time in high school.

Did you ever ask?

...

(later)

Sex is like murder

Yeah. It’s like the only thing you get to do to someone else.

And it feels just as good when you get it done to you.

finding out that you're famous

bobby!